This one is especially for the IIT/IISc ians _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Parikshit Pol Systems Executive KPIT System Ltd. 6,Mayur Colony, Karve Road, Pune-411029 e-mail :< [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Phone : 91-020-5468654 ext. - 212 _______________________________________________________________________________________________ -----Original Message----- From: Debapriya Ghosh [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, November 29, 1999 11:36 AM To: 'Aakash Gandhi' Cc: 'Abhay'; 'Ashutosh S'; 'Auditya'; 'Bireswar S'; 'Dennis'; 'Goli'; 'Mandar'; 'Manish'; 'Manoj'; 'Micky'; 'Monty'; 'nikhil damle'; 'Nimesh'; 'Pallavi'; 'Parikshit P'; 'Puja'; 'Raju'; 'Ravi'; 'Sanjoy'; 'Shelly'; 'Shyamal'; 'Siddharth'; 'Siji'; 'Tasneem'; 'Gunjan' Subject: Speed breakers!!
Hi, Pray you don't face such a situation. >>There is a general feeling in the public that IISc/IIT students are >>found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare >>no better in this respect. So let us see what a Non IISc/IITain may face >>when he marries a girl from IIT campus. >> >>SCENE: First night of the marriage. >> >>CHARACTERS: IISc/IIT Bride and Non IISc/IIT Groom. >>The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see >>what would be her reaction.. >> >>GIRL FROM DEPT. OF PHYSICS: >>"Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with >>respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me >>by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in >>a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your >>lips. How do you prefer?" >> >>The guy faints >> >>GIRL FROM DEPT. OF MATHEMATICS: >> >>"Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following >>conditions. >>Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta >>where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero >>and you satisfy the closure property. >>Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is >>neither more than >>two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me >>if and only if you >>satisfy the above conditions. >> >>The guy goes mad. >> >>GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES: >> >>"Oh Kissing, that is interesting phenomena that occurs in nature. This >>is an initiating process for sex not only found in homosapiens but also >>in all heterosapiens, mammals, camels, vertebrates, invertebrates and >>insects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in >>Yugoslavia 90% of them seem to involve in the process of kissing but the >>subsequence is very random with probability 0.672139 that a male ant >>kiss female ant. First observe the behavior of ants and cockroaches >>under various conditions. That will be very interesting . Isn't it. >> >>The guy has an heart attack. >> >> >>GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science): >> >>"You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm >>for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22 >>seconds or else connection will be timed out. To >>optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss >>about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion >>foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing background?" >> >>The guy applies for divorce. >> >>GIRL from Electronics Engineering: >> >>"So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old >>communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted >>from one pair lips to the other is more if the probability of the event >>(of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful >>communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the >>information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!" >> >>The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
