Announcing Elecraft’s super secret KX19 with Time Displacement Circuitry
(patent pending).
If you want to run a multi-multi single op station simply time jump
repeatedly into the contest period from any other time during the year
(or century for that matter). Run stations for two hours and then rest
in another time. It will keep you fresh for those 500 Q/hr runs. Since
you will be well rested you can rack up extraordinary scores. The
standard liquid nitrogen cooling system is able to dissipate the waste
heat from the 25 Petawatt fusion reactor under normal use. Liquid helium
cooling systems are available on special order. Antigravity mods let you
take the KX19 on camping trips, ocean cruises, or even pedestrian
mobile. The additional 5 Petawatt power source for the antigravity
modules necessitates the liquid helium cooling module. Call Elecraft
today for a quote.
/Time displacement of 1957 ionospheric conditions is frowned upon by
most reputable contesters. Modifying the fusion reactor voids Elecraft’s
warranty. It may eliminate small sections of the continent too.
Alterations to the time displacement circuitry also voids the warranty
and may permanently place the user in another time stream. Each use of
the KX19 envelops the operator in their own pocket universe to minimize
the time paradox problem. Avoid having more than two KX19 transceivers
operating in close proximity. There is a slight danger of forming a
black hole when there are three running in one room. If you experience a
gravitational anomaly evacuate immediately and wait for a few hours
before returning. The micro black hole will have evaporated by then./
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