Oh I don't know. Maybe the ad. proceeded to read ... Your job will entail constant telephoning of the above institutes and ordering pizza, with extra mozzarella and pepperoni. You will be occasionally required to issue bomb threats when any of the above organisations convenes for meetings or social events.
Submission of computer viruses by e-mail to mainframes holding existing Bellcore, ANSI, IEEE, NEMA and JIC standards will be required to be accidental and must carry a disclaimer, and issued only from hotmail accounts from home based computers. Remuneration will be commensurate with agitation of said organisations, and where frustration leads to suicide, assisted or otherwise, a bonus claim may be made within 30 days of the event. Benefits include a telephone with caller-id suppression, and various nasal grips for vocal disguises. -----Original Message----- From: Cortland Richmond [SMTP:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, July 09, 2002 6:07 PM To: ieee pstc list Subject: Required: Ability to WHAT? I swear this is true. From job requirements for a job, on monster.com: .Ability to research and interrupt Bellcore, ANSI, IEEE, NEMA, and JIC standards as applies to telecommunication and electrical equipment required. Cortland Richmond ------------------------------------------- This message is from the IEEE EMC Society Product Safety Technical Committee emc-pstc discussion list. Visit our web site at: http://www.ewh.ieee.org/soc/emcs/pstc/ To cancel your subscription, send mail to: [email protected] with the single line: unsubscribe emc-pstc For help, send mail to the list administrators: Ron Pickard: [email protected] Dave Heald: [email protected] For policy questions, send mail to: Richard Nute: [email protected] Jim Bacher: [email protected] All emc-pstc postings are archived and searchable on the web at: http://ieeepstc.mindcruiser.com/ Click on "browse" and then "emc-pstc mailing list" ________________________________________________________________________ This e-mail has been scanned for all viruses by Star Internet. The service is powered by MessageLabs. For more information on a proactive anti-virus service working around the clock, around the globe, visit: http://www.star.net.uk ________________________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________________________ This e-mail has been scanned for all viruses by Star Internet. The service is powered by MessageLabs. For more information on a proactive anti-virus service working around the clock, around the globe, visit: http://www.star.net.uk ________________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------------------- This message is from the IEEE EMC Society Product Safety Technical Committee emc-pstc discussion list. Visit our web site at: http://www.ewh.ieee.org/soc/emcs/pstc/ To cancel your subscription, send mail to: [email protected] with the single line: unsubscribe emc-pstc For help, send mail to the list administrators: Ron Pickard: [email protected] Dave Heald: [email protected] For policy questions, send mail to: Richard Nute: [email protected] Jim Bacher: [email protected] All emc-pstc postings are archived and searchable on the web at: http://ieeepstc.mindcruiser.com/ Click on "browse" and then "emc-pstc mailing list"
