After reading this thread and a recent one about vehicular immunity, I
got to thinking.  I want to live my life as safe as possible.

In order to prevent myself from getting electrocuted at home, I undid
all of the wiring.

In order to have heat during a power outage, I installed a woodstove.

The woodstove is a cookstove as well.  That way, I don't have to get
bathed in 60Hz fields while I'm cooking.   None of those dangerous
microwaves floating around the house either.

Electric blanket, no way.  When it's cold, I just put one of those cast
iron thingies on the cookstove to warm up for a while and wrap it in my
blankets.

Hair dryer.  Don't need one if you don't shower every 12 hours.  I only
bath on warm sunny days.

For exercise, I chop/split all of the wood by hand with a two man
cross-cut saw and a go-devil.  Chain saw fumes are noxious.

I disconnected my telephone so that there wouldn't be any surges carried
into my house.

Cable TV?  Just another chance to carry surges (and smut) into my house.
Disconnected that too.

I got rid of all of my margarine and make my own butter (no hydrogenated
oils).  For shortening, I use lard. (Snork, Snork)

Cell phone?  No way.  Can't have those fields next to my head.  Besides
that, the monthly bill is bad for my heart.

Pacemaker?  Don't need one.  Fit as a fiddle (see the part about the
woodcutting above).

I bought myself a horse, since it is immune to e-fields well in excess
of 100V/m.  For short distance transportation, I got a set of
rollerblades (just for the heck of it).

My God!  I think I'm Amish!!!!  I think I need a new career.  There
probably aren't many openings for compliance engineers in the Amish
community.  Although there are probably a couple of Amish safety
standards related to the handling of razor sharp wood chisels,
stationary gasoline engines and oil lamps.

If you're not laughing by now.  Maybe you realize that maybe the Amish
were the original compliance engineers; and they have it all figured out
:-)

Chris Maxwell
Design Engineer
Nettest


From: [email protected]
[mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Brian Epstein
Sent: Tuesday, March 09, 2004 7:05 PM
To: Mike Hopkins; Chris Maxwell; [email protected];
[email protected]; [email protected]
Subject: RE: Pace makers, speakers, magnetic fields


Check your hair dryer.
 
Brian Epstein
Sr Regulatory Compliance Engineer
Veeco Instruments

        -----Original Message----- 
        From: Mike Hopkins [mailto:[email protected]] 
        Sent: Tue 3/9/2004 1:19 PM 
        To: 'Chris Maxwell'; [email protected];
[email protected]; [email protected] 
        Cc: 
        Subject: RE: Pace makers, speakers, magnetic fields
        
        

        Just to note a personal experiance -- took a field meter home
and looked everywhere for fields -- worst was next to an old bedside
clock radio with a motor that flipped the numbers on a mechanical
display -- next was within about 6 inches of the TV face, but nothing
anywhere else...........

        Best Regards, 

        Michael Hopkins 
        Manager, EMC Technologies 
        Control Technology Division 
        Compliance Test Solutions 
        Thermo Electron Corporation 
        One Lowell Research Center 
        Lowell, MA 01852 
        Tel: +1 978 275 0800 ext. 334 
        Mobile: +1 603 765 3736 
        [email protected] 


        One Thermo, committed to integrity, intensity, innovation &
involvement 


        -----Original Message----- 
        From: Chris Maxwell [mailto:[email protected]] 
        Sent: Tuesday, March 09, 2004 11:09 AM 
        To: [email protected]; [email protected]; 
        [email protected] 
        Subject: RE: Pace makers, speakers, magnetic fields 



        I know that there are entire websites out there devoted to
exposure to 
        60Hz fields and their possible health ramifications.  It has
been 
        debated in local newspapers around here because of the "Marcy
South" 
        line that runs through our area on its way to New York City.   

        My EMC professor (yes EMC is a class at SUNY Binghamton) showed
us a 
        graph of a common household.  The 60Hz fields near your average
kitchen 
        stove are much higher than the fields that you would experience
under a 
        large power line.  Many people forget that proximity can make up
for raw 
        field strength. 

        It would be interesting to know how much 60Hz I'm bathing in
right now 
        as I type at my computer.  

        Dave,  do us a little experiment.  Measure the 60Hz fields right
at your 
        chair where you sit all day in front of the computer.  How would
that 
        compare to a power line? 

        Chris Maxwell 
        Design Engineer 
        Nettest 

        -----Original Message----- 
        From: [email protected] 
        [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of 
        [email protected] 
        Sent: Tuesday, March 09, 2004 11:00 AM 
        To: [email protected]; [email protected] 
        Subject: RE: Pace makers, speakers, magnetic fields 


        Interesting. A friend and I drove to a house he was interesting
in 
        buying so that we could measure the 60 Hz magnetic fields (it is
near 
        some big power lines). While driving I switched on the equipment
and was 
        surprised to measure such a strong mag field from the dashboard.
I can't 
        remember the actual magnitude but it was high. 

           Dave 

        -----Original Message----- 
        From: [email protected] 
        [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of John
Woodgate 
        Sent: Monday, March 08, 2004 11:43 PM 
        To: [email protected] 
        Subject: Re: Pace makers, speakers, magnetic fields 



        I read in !emc-pstc that robert Macy <[email protected]> wrote
(in 
        <[email protected]>) about 'Pace makers, speakers,
magnetic 
        fields' on Mon, 8 Mar 2004: 
        >Very few people know that the little magnet in the standard
automobile 
        >speedometer (in the analog style) produces huge AC magnetic
fields at 
        >the chest of the driver (when you're driving).  Exceeds those
MPR II 
        >limits by quite a bit.  At the hands, forget it!  Huge fields! 

        How many gigatesla are these 'huge' fields? 
        -- 
        Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only. 
        The good news is that nothing is compulsory. 
        The bad news is that everything is prohibited. 
        http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk 

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