Hello Briana and all! Here my try:
A man to his wife: Darling, please don't get up today, I'll bring you your breakfast to your bed and today I'll do the housekeeping following the below perfect wife's guide ;) LOL http://www.billsretroworld.com/RetroGoodWifesGuide1955.jpg Well, I think women can't expect to hear from their men: 1. Hi honey, which soap opera shall we watch tonight? 2. Let me help you, I'll do the dishes! 3. And by the way, you look so beautiful like that, you don't need to wear make-up. 4. From now on, you manage the money! (guess who...) ;) (BTW, my wife gets all my money, you can ask her!) Regards, Pablo On 11 jun, 09:37, briana moore <[email protected]> wrote: > Hi Claire and friends, > > Five things that I don't expect to listen from a woman, telling a man, are : > > 1. You are right! I am extremely sorry. > > 2. You are so intelligent and I am so foolish, talkative, insensible and > boorish. > > 3. I've decided not to use any make-up, wear jewellery and go out, shopping. > > 4. Let's watch soccer! > > 5. I think I've become too fat and ugly. Why don't you start dating another > woman ? > *(wife to husband or girlfriend to boyfriend .. LOL)* > > 6. Why should you pay for the dinner? I think women should always pay all > the bills. After all, they are equal humans with equal rights! *(girlfriend > to boyfriend)* > > 7. You have so clean habits. You are so careful and painstaking! > > 8. I've had 20 boyfriends in the past, most of whom ended in the mental > asylum. (LOL) > > 9. Let's make love. > > 10. I think, I am falling in love with you. > > 11. Why do you want to get married with me? I want to keep dating and having > fun with you, without burdening you of the responsibilities of family and > children. > > 12. I hate my mother! She is such a devil. She tortures you! I will not let > her visit our home in future. *(wife to husband ...)* > > 13. I always forget anniversaries, birthdays and important dates, while you > always remember! I am so sorry for that! > *(wife to husband or girlfriend to boyfriend)* > .......... > > Please give your opinions too, and try to add 1 sentence, or a few > sentences, if you don't have many. > > Have a wonderful day! > > regards > briana --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
