Dear all,

I haven't forgotten what I promised to do even though it was so long
ago!

Five things you don't usually hear a woman say to a man:

1 'No thanks.I don't like chocolate.'
2 'I know it's our anniversary next Saturday,but let's not go
out.Let's stay in and watch Cup Final on TV.'
3 'I want to buy a new car-I really like the new BMW.It's got fuel
injection and does 180 kilometres an hour.'
4 'I'm glad you like beer.I love men with  fat stomachs-I find them
very attractive.'
5 'Don't worry,I wasn't expecting a present.I don't like presents
anyway.'

Five things you don't hear a man say to a woman:

1 'I see Brad Pitt has a new film out.Would you like to go to the
cinema tonight and see it?'
2 'I'm completely lost,so I'll stop and ask the woman over there for
directions.'
3 'I thought the sheets needed changing,so I put them in the washing
machine.'
4 'I think the red dress suits you,but take your time.There are lots
of other shops we can try.'
5 'I really admire the way you can go to work,run the house,and bring
up the children so well.'

Men and women live on the same planet,but different worlds,don't we?;)

Nice day to us all!
Claire

On Jun 15, 9:34 am, Anu <[email protected]> wrote:
> Great Pablo,
>
> Very nice! Loved it.
>
> thanks
>
> Good day
> anu
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