Hi Josney, Ilike this joke! Vee
On Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 9:34 PM, Josney Ribeiro <[email protected]> wrote: > A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called > her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the > vet pronounced the dog dead. > > "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family > pet.Isn't there anything else you can do?" > > The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." > > He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a > cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. > > The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. > > "Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead." > > Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman > sighed, "How much do I owe you?" > > "That will be $330." the vet replied. > > "I don't believe it!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost > $330????" > > "Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the > cat scan." > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "English Learner's Cafe" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/english_learners?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
