On 9/3/05 22:00, "Entourage:mac Talk" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>> On 9/3/05 10:30 AM, John C. Welch wrote:
>> 
>>> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
>>> in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
>>> saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
>>> onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer
>>> whale. 
>> 
>> Can't let this pass. This is a well-known urban legend -- completely false.
> 
> Rural legend, in this case. (Still false.)
>> 
>> <http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.htm>
>> 
>> Just settin' the record straight,

Since I have now gotten FAR too much email on this personally, it is evident
that the idea of "Just because you see it on the Internet, doesn't make it
true" has finally been thoroughly and utterly buried. It is deceased, it is
no more.

In light of this, I bow, indeed, I acquiesce to my responsibility to ensure
that no verification of anything must ever be done again, and have, in light
of this surrender added a disclaimer to my "seal being eaten by a killer
whale" sig. Hopefully, said disclaimer will put to rest all the
consternation and trauma my scurrilous promulgation of falsehood has caused.

Presented for your approval, my new, disclaimer'd "No, a killer whale has
never really eaten a seal, they all just get fed by young girls at sea
world" sig. Let us hope this settles the matter forever.

john

-- 
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer
whale. 

(if you take an email sig as the gospel truth without any sort of
verification, you're kinda dumb)


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