On Thu, 30 Jan 2003 09:03:43 -0800 (PST), Bill Clawson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>Hey now lookie here. I just found a box full of >Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulators (Jumbo-size) >under my sink. Looks like I've finally found a way to >get off of this planet -- or get this planet off of >me! No no. Leave the planet alone. No Earth-shattering kabooms please. Pull the cotter pin - not the arming pin! - and scoop out the eludium. Grind it into a fine powder, which you can then suspend in water. Voila, eludium slurry rocket fuel. Any kitchen colander will do for an injector. Then build your rocket ship out of single crystal unobtainium and absurdium wishalloy, and start selling rides. Do not sell a ride to one Mr. W. E. Coyote under any circumstances, and you'll have to insist that one Y. Sam leave all his weapons with the guard. All of them. Yes, even that one. That one too. And the one in his beard. But he's guaranteed to have a rootin' tootin' fun ride. :-) -R -- "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Wilensky, UC Berkeley _______________________________________________ ERPS-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://lists.erps.org/mailman/listinfo/erps-list
