dont forget that MR Daffy Duck is persona non grata that whole incedent with planet X you know. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Randall Clague" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 6:04 AM Subject: Re: [ERPS] Re: Monatomic Hydrogen
> On Thu, 30 Jan 2003 09:03:43 -0800 (PST), Bill Clawson > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > >Hey now lookie here. I just found a box full of > >Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulators (Jumbo-size) > >under my sink. Looks like I've finally found a way to > >get off of this planet -- or get this planet off of > >me! > > No no. Leave the planet alone. No Earth-shattering kabooms please. > > Pull the cotter pin - not the arming pin! - and scoop out the eludium. > Grind it into a fine powder, which you can then suspend in water. > Voila, eludium slurry rocket fuel. Any kitchen colander will do for > an injector. > > Then build your rocket ship out of single crystal unobtainium and > absurdium wishalloy, and start selling rides. Do not sell a ride to > one Mr. W. E. Coyote under any circumstances, and you'll have to > insist that one Y. Sam leave all his weapons with the guard. All of > them. Yes, even that one. That one too. And the one in his beard. > But he's guaranteed to have a rootin' tootin' fun ride. :-) > > -R > > -- "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters > will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to > the Internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Wilensky, UC Berkeley > _______________________________________________ > ERPS-list mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://lists.erps.org/mailman/listinfo/erps-list _______________________________________________ ERPS-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://lists.erps.org/mailman/listinfo/erps-list
