Think of all the good that evil can now do with that $2.7 million
sellout....:-)
Steve
At 01:36 AM 6/11/00 -0700, you wrote:
>>Subject:
>>Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2000 20:12:19 -0700
>>X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6600
>>
>>Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
>>Redmond, WA - Microsoft in a recent all cash deal has purchased evil from
>>Satan for $2.7 billion. "We've been after Satan for some time," said CEO
>>Steve Ballmer. "Negotiations were tough but I think both Microsoft and
>>the Prince of Darkness are happy with this deal."
>>
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>>Evil was founded by Satan close to the beginning of time. It has been
>>growing steadily ever since, although most of the growth has come in the
>>past five years with the development of the internet. Satan plans to
>>retire to a small island in the Bahamas and write a column for the local
>>newpaper.
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