If Operating Systems Were Cars ...


macoscar: BMW 325i. Looks cool as hell but it's still a piece of crap under 
the hood. Gets outrun by Volvo Wagons. 

nextcar: Electric car with a 20 watt motor and a 300 watt stereo. Ahead of 
it's time but used all its power in the wrong places. 

novellcar: Schoolbus. Gets alot of people where they're going, built pretty 
sturdy, but it's old and only goes where IT wants. Costs a ton, can be fuel 
efficient with lots of passengers, but for any other purpose it's laughable. 

os2car: Stanley Steamer. Efficient, great MPG, sets a landspeed reccord of 
196mph in 1916 using a 2 cylinder engine, but most people have never heard 
of it. 

qnxcar: Police modified caprice. Responds to emergencies, doesn't cost much, 
but you don't want to trust it. 

scocar: Eagle Talon. Looks like it should go really fast, but has a little 
bitty engine. 

solariscar: Nascar. Used to be a normal car, but now modified to run like an 
indycar. See unixcar. 

unixcar: Indycar. Goes fast, uses tons of gas, and needs new tires every 100 
laps. It can usually be fixed during the race, but costs so much you need 
sponsors. 

win31car: Pinto. Tap it gently in the wrong spot and it explodes. Any 
questions? 

win95car: Ford Taurus. Looks solid, supposedly a #1 seller, but every time 
you turn the ignition there's a chance it'll explode. Too bad MS isn't 
recalling 'em like Ford is. 

winntcar: Humvee. Good security, but 0-60 is 23.1 seconds and it gets 6mpg 
highway... and it STILL costs $60,000! 

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