A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out riding horses.
The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long
draught, then another, and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.
The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That
was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles
are
cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a
bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into
the
air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.
The Oregonian can't believe this and says, "What the heck did you
do
that for??? That was an expensive bottle of champagne!"
The Californian says "In California, there's plenty of champagne and
bottles are cheap."
So a while later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer
Hefeweizen.
He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, then chugs the rest.
He
then
puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns
around
and
shoots the Californian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The Oregonian replied, "In Oregon we have plenty of Californians,
and
bottles are worth a nickel."
