Michael Smith wrote:
> 
> Just for the record, you figure out how this matches life, because some 
> of these are weird:
> 
> poohstix:/home/mike# apt-cache search life
> hztty - Translates GB, Big5, zW/HZ Chinese encodings in a tty session

May you live in interesting times.

> cruft - Find any cruft built up on your system

A crufty life is a life wasted.

> mobile-update - A replacement to the update daemon for mobile computers

Upwardly mobile life.

> task-debian-devel - Debian package development

Debian is your life.

> xbatt - Display battery status

Running low on life?

> xbreaky - a Breakout/Arkanoid clone for X

You have 3 lives left.

> apple2 - Apple ][ Emulator

AppleII is your life.

> xemacs21-bin - Editor and kitchen sink -- support binaries

Emacs is your life.

> libpsys1 - p-system emulation runtime libraries for Chipmunk tools.

Alvin!!! Stop screwing around on the computer.

> jiffy - Visualization for nec-based antenna designs

Radio is your life.

> pacman - Chase Monsters in a Labyrinth

You have 3 lives left.

> stalin - An extremely aggressive Scheme compiler.

Russian life.

> bock - Bootstrap-only compiler kit for a subset of Java(tm)

Beer or Coffee is life.

> wmapm - An APM display program designed for Windowmaker

Windowmaker is your life.

> zangband - A single-player, text-based, roguelike game

You have 100 hitpoints and 200 gold.

> hatman - Customizable high-resolution Pacman clone

See pacman.

> calife - A lightweight alternative to Sudo.

Root is life.

> xevil - A violent side-scrolling game for X

evil is live backwards.

> procmeter - X based system status monitor, older version

cat /proc/life

> devscripts - Scripts to make the life of a Debian Package maintainer easier

Debian maintainers have no life.

> wmbattery - Display laptop battery info, dockable in Windowmaker

Windowmaker is your life (take 2)

> tik - Tcl/Tk client for the AOL Instant Messenger service

Aol is your life.  Me too!

> xlife - John Conway's Game of Life, for X11

You have life, so long as you have 2 or 3 friends, but not more.

> xapple2 - Apple ][ Emulator

Wozniak's life.

> libpsys-dev - p-system emulation libraries for Chipmunk tools [development].

Alvin!!!  I told you once already!!!

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