On Mon, Dec 17, 2001 at 08:00:29PM -0800, Bob Miller wrote: > >Check it out. > > http://www.tolkienonline.com/docs/4511.html >
With apologies to my co-worker Jay and his friend Mike... >In A.D. 2001 Lord of the Rings was beginning. >Frodo: What happen ? >Gandalf: Somebody set up us the Ring >Samwise: We see Ringwraith >Frodo: What ! >Samwise: Hide under rock >Frodo: It's You !! >Sauron: How are you gentlemen !! >Sauron: All your Ring are belong to us >Sauron: You are on the way to Mordor >Frodo: What you say !! >Sauron: You have no chance to survive make your time >Sauron: HA HA HA HA .... >Frodo: Take off every 'Ring' >Gandalf: You know what you doing >Frodo: Melt 'Ring' >Frodo: For great justice -- "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759.
