Saw this on a webpage of jokes.... #1 is funny... Changes at Microsoft since the lawsuit Changes at Microsoft since the lawsuit
The Top 13 Changes at Microsoft as a Result of Antitrust Charges 13> Microsoft offices no longer providing toilet paper bearing Netscape logo. 12> Follow-up release to "IE4" now being referred to internally as "IE5-10, with time off for good behavior." 11> Must say "pretty please with jam on top" before devouring competitors. 10> Cancellation of planned "You'll think what we TELL you to think!" ad campaign. 9> Company United Way contributions redirected towards the "Let's Buy The US Government" fund. 8> Plans to begin marketing MSFood, MSClothing and MSShelter quietly tabled. 7> 10:00 AM: Barksdale visits Gates's office to sign landmark settlement agreement. 10:05 AM: Piranhas beneath trap door get some lunch. 6> "I don't break for software companies" bumper stickers removed from corporate limousines. 5> Internal memos no longer refer to Janet Reno as "liquor addled she-male." 4> Kick back for a while, let loser companies catch up. 3> Now relegated to making large piles of cash, down from huge buttwads of cash. 2> Using honesty, humility and cooperation, allow one small competitor to show a modest profit for three straight quarters. Then when they're lulled, club 'em to death like a baby seal. 1> Tables turned in jail, where Bill Gates has no choice but to have "Big Louie's Inmate Explorer" installed against *his* will. -- for setting/changing your eug-lug mailinglist subscription use this website: http://wWw.RockSolidNetworks.com/eug-lug.html no microsoft products were used to produce this message.
