Go back to bed. Dexter Graphic ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote*: > >> We're establishing a new position, the Minister of Propaganda. > >Since money is the primary organizational principle in a capitalist >society, I propose that all EUGLUG functionaries should be paid and >that members be charged dues to join. This would benefit the group >by providing a clarification of responsibilities and rewards. Money >would drive everyone to work hard to accomplish great things! Plus >the inevitable need to pursue outside fund raising activities would >require us to focus our efforts on providing services which people >were actually willing to pay for. And it would force us to get out >and interact more with ordinary people in our community, not just >fellow computer geeks. The pursuit of money is what makes America >great! All this free stuff is making us weak and lazy. Let's get to >work on getting rich; with enough money we could rent a nice office >and meeting space with all kinds of technical goodies, free wet bar >for members, food service, cushy chairs, a big new conference table >that everyone could sit around, with plenty of keyboards, mice, and >LCD monitors for everyone to use. (Why haul the stuff?) My God, the >possibilities are endless, just imagine what we could do if we only >had the money! Hey, what if we printed our own currency to fund all >this? We could call them "Euglug Bucks" and pass them to foreign >suppliers of computer parts! Well, maybe we'd need a military to do >this? Without a military no one takes you seriously. OK, lets start >an army! The Euglug commandos, we could terrorize small countries >and make them serve us, send in our hackers and take over all their >businesses, extract their natural resources, and enslave all their >people. Yeah, that's the way to run an organization, think big, be >aggressive not nice, grab what you want and never say you're sorry. >Selfishness and greed really is the only thing worth fighting for! > >Dexter Graphic > > > >_______________________________________________ >Eug-LUG mailing list >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >http://mailman.efn.org/cgi-bin/listinfo/eug-lug > -- Bob Crandell Assured Computing When you need to be sure. Voice 541-689-9159 FAX 240-371-7237 [EMAIL PROTECTED] www.assuredcomp.com Eugene, Or. 97402
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