On Mon, 27 Jan 2003, mike wrote:

> (man brings in computer and all diskjs, places them on the counter)
> Man: By the way. what are your standard rates for service, and do you offer 
> any discounts. i am a Microsoft Certified Engineer. can i get a lesser rate?
> 
Why certainly sir! Our usual rate is $90/hr for labour but since you are a
Microsoft Certified Eng-uh-neer we would drop that to $60 if you can
recite the EULA for windows98; verbatim;... without looking. 


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