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http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/270930 Nissan's Goofy Self-Parking Office Chairs Could Save Our Lazy Butts FEBRUARY 17, 2016 Kim Lachance Shandrow [video https://youtu.be/O1D07dTILH0 (Japanese>translate.google>English) INTELLIGENT PARKING CHAIR | Inspired by NISSAN # Nissan technology Nissan Newsroom Feb 14, 2016 The mechanism to be worried about here http://www2.nissan.co.jp/BRAND/EXPERIENCE/SOCIAL2/?sclnkid=QR_007_99_OT_OTER_00276374 If the office chair,If it has Nissan's Intelligent Parking Assist ...? "INTELLIGENT PARKING CHAIR" has been developed from such ideas. Handle can be parked moved automatically by simply setting the parking position Similarly Intelligent Parking Assist, This office chair is also just hit(clap) the hand, It fits to the original position automatically. Clean up unnecessary.Office chair also in the era to park automatically. image / Nissan https://assets.entrepreneur.com/content/16x9/822/20160217161437-nissan-self-parking-seats.jpeg ] Putting your office chair in its place is such hard work. You have to push the thing where you want it to go, which involves actually touching it and, well, actually thinking a little. Who has time for that? Nissan knows you don’t and feels your Dilbert-like pain. That’s why the carmaker created a creeping fleet of self-parking office chairs to help we lazy worker schlumps deal. Too bad they’re just a concept for now. The gimmicky “smart chairs,” technically called "Intelligent Parking Chairs," per an announcement this week from Nissan, slowly slink to and fro (without working stiffs in them) using the nerdy tech wizardry of embedded sensors. The sensors communicate with a network of four cameras positioned throughout the room the 360-degree-turning chairs are in. They “generate a bird’s-eye view to wirelessly transmit the chair’s position and its route to destination.” Fancy. To send the wheeled robo-chairs packing -- and neatly under desks, where they darn well should be after meetings and such -- users simply clap their hands once. Raw power, right in the palm of your delicate white-collar hand. Pretty neat stuff, we think. Also a little goofy to watch in action. Take a seat in your dumb chair and have a look to see what we mean. The semi-autonomous chairs were inspired by Nissan’s forthcoming “Intelligent Parking Assist,” a vehicle self-parking feature that the Japanese company recently showed off using a mobile app prototype and a LEAF electric car, minus a driver. It’s not clear if these sweet seats will ever be available for purchase, though we wouldn’t mind shelling out a bit to park ourselves in one -- and to park one. We reached out to Nissan for more details, but have yet to hear back. In the meantime, we’ll be daydreaming about commanding a pack of ergonomically correct conference room chairs, one bossy clap at a time. [© 2016 Entrepreneur Media] ... http://abcnews.go.com/US/nissan-demonstrates-intelligent-parking-office-chairs/story?id=36972769 Nissan Demonstrates 'Intelligent Parking' Office Chairs [20160216] ... http://fortune.com/2016/02/17/nissan-self-driving-chair/ Watch Nissan's New Self-Driving Office Chair In Action 2016/02/17 For EVLN EV-newswire posts use: http://evdl.org/evln/ {brucedp.150m.com} -- View this message in context: http://electric-vehicle-discussion-list.413529.n4.nabble.com/1clap-Nissan-Electric-office-chairs-self-park-return-themselves-back-v-tp4680563.html Sent from the Electric Vehicle Discussion List mailing list archive at Nabble.com. _______________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE: http://www.evdl.org/help/index.html#usub http://lists.evdl.org/listinfo.cgi/ev-evdl.org Read EVAngel's EV News at http://evdl.org/evln/ Please discuss EV drag racing at NEDRA (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NEDRA)
