A wise man once said (perhaps it was me, I don't know, I wrote it down but
lost it during my last blackout): "BWAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WALLET YOU
Bacon sure is good. And you know what else is good? Leibniz. But when bacon
is cooking, I don't smell it, I only smell deliciousness.
Bacon might be defined as the way we convert a pig into its essence --
which, in MY OWN TERMS, is the intrinsic nature or indispensable quality of
something (oh, what? that actually IS the definition of essence? nevermind,
Historically, since at least the time bacon was invented, vegetarians,
jews, and other meat-hating, hell-bound monads of the liberal persuasion
have denied the rights of bacon-eating individuals to enjoy its essence.
Leibniz probably would have enjoyed a much leaner version of bacon than we
are used, but he still would have apperceived that he perceived its
Here is a picture of a baconscape, with the lovely sun rising behind :
(Brought to you by Oscar Mayer)
My personal thanks to the voices in my head for helping me craft this post
and for giving me the explanation of bacon I have just
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