"Verily I say unto thee that a crucifix of bacon shall inflict double-monad damage with no saving throw onto all Marxists who gaze upon it or breathe its aroma." - Dwayne "Leibniz" Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
On Monday, August 5, 2013 11:49:41 AM UTC-4, freqflyer07281972 wrote: > > A wise man once said (perhaps it was me, I don't know, I wrote it down but > lost it during my last blackout): "BWAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WALLET YOU > DIRTY FILCHER!" > > Bacon sure is good. And you know what else is good? Leibniz. But when > bacon is cooking, I don't smell it, I only smell deliciousness. > > Bacon might be defined as the way we convert a pig into its essence -- > which, in MY OWN TERMS, is the intrinsic nature or indispensable quality of > something (oh, what? that actually IS the definition of essence? nevermind, > carry on...) > > Historically, since at least the time bacon was invented, vegetarians, > jews, and other meat-hating, hell-bound monads of the liberal persuasion > have denied the rights of bacon-eating individuals to enjoy its essence. > Leibniz probably would have enjoyed a much leaner version of bacon than we > are used, but he still would have apperceived that he perceived its > deliciousness! > > Here is a picture of a baconscape, with the lovely sun rising behind : > > > > (Brought to you by Oscar Mayer) > > My personal thanks to the voices in my head for helping me craft this post > and for giving me the explanation of bacon I have just > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Everything List" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/everything-list. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
