"Verily I say unto thee that a crucifix of bacon shall inflict double-monad 
damage with no saving throw onto all Marxists who gaze upon it or breathe 
its aroma." - Dwayne "Leibniz" Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

On Monday, August 5, 2013 11:49:41 AM UTC-4, freqflyer07281972 wrote:
> A wise man once said (perhaps it was me, I don't know, I wrote it down but 
> lost it during my last blackout): "BWAH! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WALLET YOU 
> Bacon sure is good. And you know what else is good? Leibniz. But when 
> bacon is cooking, I don't smell it, I only smell deliciousness. 
> Bacon might be defined as the way we convert a pig into its essence -- 
> which, in MY OWN TERMS, is the intrinsic nature or indispensable quality of 
> something (oh, what? that actually IS the definition of essence? nevermind, 
> carry on...) 
> Historically, since at least the time bacon was invented, vegetarians, 
> jews, and other meat-hating, hell-bound monads of the liberal persuasion 
> have denied the rights of bacon-eating individuals to enjoy its essence. 
> Leibniz probably would have enjoyed a much leaner version of bacon than we 
> are used, but he still would have apperceived that he perceived its 
> deliciousness!
> Here is a picture of a baconscape, with the lovely sun rising behind : 
> (Brought to you by Oscar Mayer)
> My personal thanks to the voices in my head for helping me craft this post 
> and for giving me the explanation of bacon I have just 

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