Hmm, well I thought it was better to stay closer to them though - they seemed like easier prey ;)
On Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 10:44 PM, Premjit Singh Chadha < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Doc > > Good one so need to sty away from Breezer drinkers !!!! > > On Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 8:15 PM, Shailender Monga < > [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS >> >> A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked >> if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. >> Although >> interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. >> >> The results: >> >> If the Woman Drinks these drinks in a pub ... (not at home)* >> >> Beer:* >> Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. >> Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.* >> >> Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella:* >> Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. >> Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.* >> >> Mixed drinks-no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda:* >> Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants >> Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.* >> >> Water:* >> Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. >> Approach: Don't.* >> >> Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask):* >> Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. >> Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.* >> >> Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc. >> * >> Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no >> clue. >> Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.* >> >> Spirits such as Wild Turkey, Southern Comfort:* >> Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of >> personalities. Love to be laid! >> Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually – >> you're in!* >> >> Cape Velvet* >> Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. >> Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.* >> >> Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)* >> Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk. >> Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait......* >> >> Spirits such as JACK, BEAM:* >> Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard >> Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they'll think you're a nice bloke >> and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed! >> >> >> >> IF MEN DRINK in a PUB.. (As always, very simple and clear cut.)* >> >> Cider:* >> He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.* >> >> Cheap Domestic Beer:* >> He's poor / student and wants to get laid.* >> >> Real Ale Beer:* >> He likes good beer and wants to get laid.* >> >> Imported Beer:* >> He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.* >> >> Guinness:* >> The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.* >> >> Water:* >> He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so >> that he can still get laid* >> >> Wine* >> He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image >> and help him get laid.* >> >> Vodka or Brandy:* >> Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.* >> >> Port:* >> Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.* >> >> Whisky/Jack Daniels:* >> He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will >> get in his way of getting laid.* >> >> Jim Beam:* >> Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine >> activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting >> laid.* >> >> Rum or Tequila:* >> Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.* >> >> Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc:* >> He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped >> change...!!! >> ------------------------------ >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
