bhupi has two cows One does the business the other saves money. Sorry,Bhupi you never write anything so i thought i would just joke and that will prompt you to write something.
Mani On Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 2:39 AM, Inderpal Singh Munjal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > Shelly Monga > U have two cows. > U gift one to your GF. > > Tunnu > U have two cows. > U invite them to exghps1988,as there are hardly any females. > > I.P. > U have two cows. > U invite them for some BOLD photography. > > Khurana sahib > U have two cows. > Atleast transform one. > > Vikram Pahwa > U have two cows. > Have a productive day. > > Mates..............just take it lightly........and u can also add up to > this list........ip > > --- On *Fri, 10/24/08, Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>*wrote: > > From: Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: exghps1988v_v Cow Economy > To: [email protected] > Date: Friday, October 24, 2008, 7:06 AM > > > > > > > Economic Models Explained with Cows > > India > You have two Cows. > But don't give milk. > Start an export house to sell urine and dung in Tetra Pack - > - At five time the price of milk and butter. > > SOCIALISM > You have 2 cows. > You give one to your neighbour. > > COMMUNISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both and gives you some milk. > > FASCISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both and sells you some milk. > > NAZISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both and shoots you. > > BUREAUCRATISM > You have 2 cows. > The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, > and then throws the milk away... > > TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM > You have two cows. > You sell one and buy a bull. > Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. > You sell them and retire on the income. > > SURREALISM > You have two giraffes. > The government requires you to take harmonica lessons > > AN AMERICAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. > Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. > > ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM > You have two cows. > You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of > credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, > then execute a debt/equity > swap with an associated general offer > so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.. > The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a > Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder > who sells > the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. > The annual report says the company owns eight cows, > with an option on one > more. > You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you > with nine cows. > No balance sheet provided with the release. > The public then buys your bull. > > THE ANDERSEN MODEL > You have two cows. > You shred them. > > A FRENCH CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want > three cows. > > A JAPANESE CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and > produce twenty times the milk. > You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' > and market it worldwide. > > A GERMAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk > themselves. > > AN ITALIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. > You decide to have lunch. > > A RUSSIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You count them and learn you have five cows. > You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. > You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. > You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. > > A SWISS CORPORATION > > You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. > You charge the owners for storing them. > > A CHINESE CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You have 300 people milking them. > You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. > You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. > > AN INDIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows. > You worship them. .. > > A BRITISH CORPORATION > You have two cows. > Both are mad. > > AN IRAQI CORPORATION > Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. > You tell them that you have none. > No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your > country. > You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... . > > A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION > You have two cows. > The one on the left looks very attractive. > > AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION > You have two cows ... .you sell them to China. > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
