Dadu has two cows One is too old to give milk The other is getting all timers,too hard to understand
On Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 5:28 AM, Inderpal Singh Munjal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > Mani Paul has two cows (or bhains) > Jis ki laathi,ussi ki bhains. > > Herbi has two cows > Meri bhains ko danda kyon maara? > > Jatti has two cows > Akul badi ya bhains? > > Ravinder has two cows > Bhains ke aagay been bajaana. > > I.P. has two more cows > Kaala akshar bhains baraabar > > --- On *Fri, 10/24/08, maninder singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>* wrote: > > From: maninder singh <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: exghps1988v_v Re: Cow Economy > To: [email protected] > Date: Friday, October 24, 2008, 10:59 AM > > > bhupi has two cows > One does the business > the other saves money. > > Sorry,Bhupi you never write anything so i thought i would > just joke and that will prompt you to write something. > > Mani > > On Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 2:39 AM, Inderpal Singh Munjal < > [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> Shelly Monga >> U have two cows. >> U gift one to your GF. >> >> Tunnu >> U have two cows. >> U invite them to exghps1988,as there are hardly any females. >> >> I.P. >> U have two cows. >> U invite them for some BOLD photography. >> >> Khurana sahib >> U have two cows. >> Atleast transform one. >> >> Vikram Pahwa >> U have two cows. >> Have a productive day. >> >> Mates..............just take it lightly........and u can also add up to >> this list........ip >> >> --- On *Fri, 10/24/08, Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>*wrote: >> >> From: Shailender Monga <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Subject: exghps1988v_v Cow Economy >> To: [email protected] >> Date: Friday, October 24, 2008, 7:06 AM >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Economic Models Explained with Cows >> >> India >> You have two Cows. >> But don't give milk. >> Start an export house to sell urine and dung in Tetra Pack - >> - At five time the price of milk and butter. >> >> SOCIALISM >> You have 2 cows. >> You give one to your neighbour. >> >> COMMUNISM >> You have 2 cows. >> The State takes both and gives you some milk. >> >> FASCISM >> You have 2 cows. >> The State takes both and sells you some milk. >> >> NAZISM >> You have 2 cows. >> The State takes both and shoots you. >> >> BUREAUCRATISM >> You have 2 cows. >> The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, >> and then throws the milk away... >> >> TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM >> You have two cows. >> You sell one and buy a bull. >> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. >> You sell them and retire on the income. >> >> SURREALISM >> You have two giraffes. >> The government requires you to take harmonica lessons >> >> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. >> Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. >> >> ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM >> You have two cows. >> You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of >> credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, >> then execute a debt/equity >> swap with an associated general offer >> so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.. >> The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a >> Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder >> who sells >> the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. >> The annual report says the company owns eight cows, >> with an option on one >> more. >> You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you >> with nine cows. >> No balance sheet provided with the release. >> The public then buys your bull. >> >> THE ANDERSEN MODEL >> You have two cows. >> You shred them. >> >> A FRENCH CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want >> three cows. >> >> A JAPANESE CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and >> produce twenty times the milk. >> You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' >> and market it worldwide. >> >> A GERMAN CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and >> milk >> themselves. >> >> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION >> You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. >> You decide to have lunch. >> >> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You count them and learn you have five cows. >> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. >> You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. >> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. >> >> A SWISS CORPORATION >> >> You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. >> You charge the owners for storing them. >> >> A CHINESE CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You have 300 people milking them. >> You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. >> You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. >> >> AN INDIAN CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> You worship them. .. >> >> A BRITISH CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> Both are mad. >> >> AN IRAQI CORPORATION >> Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. >> You tell them that you have none. >> No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your >> country. >> You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy... . >> >> A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION >> You have two cows. >> The one on the left looks very attractive. >> >> AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION >> You have two cows ... .you sell them to China. >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. 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