Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight .
Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don€™t joke tell me the right
name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then
what virtue would I be showing ?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time.'
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is
my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs as is half mad.
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