now exghps is rocking with all those jokes and scary funny mails...

On Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 7:09 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:

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>      Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
> Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
> Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
> Student: 'My name is Sunlight .
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>
>
> Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
> Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
> Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don€™t joke tell me the right
> name'
> Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
>
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> Teacher: What happened in 1869?
> Student: Gandhi ji was born.
> Teacher: What happened in 1873?
> Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
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> Question: What is the full form of maths.
> Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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> Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
> then
> what virtue would I be showing ?
> Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
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> Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
> Student: A holiday
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> Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
> Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
> Teacher: Why?
> Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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>
>
> Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
> Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
> time.'
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> Teacher: How old is ur father.
> Sunny: As old as I am.
> Teacher: How is it possible?
> Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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> Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then,
> what is
> my age?
> Student: 32 yrs.
> Teacher: How do you know?
> Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs as is half mad.
> .
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