now exghps is rocking with all those jokes and scary funny mails... On Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 7:09 PM, <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Teacher: 'What is your name?'. > Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' > Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.' > Student: 'My name is Sunlight . > > > > Teacher: 'What is your name?'. > Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' > Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don€™t joke tell me the right > name' > Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda." > > > > Teacher: What happened in 1869? > Student: Gandhi ji was born. > Teacher: What happened in 1873? > Student: Gandhiji was four years old. > > > > Question: What is the full form of maths. > Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students > > > > Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him > then > what virtue would I be showing ? > Student: BROTHERLY LOVE > > > > Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. > Student: A holiday > > > > Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. > Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. > Teacher: Why? > Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! > > > > Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? ' > Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same > time.' > > > > Teacher: How old is ur father. > Sunny: As old as I am. > Teacher: How is it possible? > Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) > > > > > Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, > what is > my age? > Student: 32 yrs. > Teacher: How do you know? > Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs as is half mad. > . > > __,_._,___ > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
