too good... just forwarded to wifey!!
On Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 9:41 AM, Vikram Pahwa <[email protected]> wrote: > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thought 1 > > When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. > > When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. > > When we die, our widows get the life insurance. > > What do women want to be liberated from? > > Thought 2 > > The average man's life consists of: > > Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years > of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners > wondering too. > > Thought 3 > > A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you > take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The > man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was > astonished. > > He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again > the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will > run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a > car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. > > The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice > answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got > married?" > > This is the Best !!! > > Thought 4 > > Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her > father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached > the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some > thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the > father by the bride. > > The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to > divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen > today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what > his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned > my credit card to me." > > The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... > > all except the poor Groom!! > > > > > ------------------------------ > See all the ways you can stay connected to friends and > family<http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowslive/default.aspx> > > > > ------------------------------ > Windows Live™ Hotmail(R): Chat. Store. Share. Do more with mail. Check it > out.<http://windowslive.com/explore?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_t1_hm_justgotbetter_explore_012009> > > ------------------------------ > Get an email ID as [email protected] or [email protected]. Click > here.<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_dbid_4/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/address> > > > > -- > Sir/Madam > > Meet us at IMTOS ( India Machine Tool Show from 24th to 27th July 2009 ) > ******************************** > Vikram Pahwa > Sudershan Measuring & Engineering P.L > 4781 Hauz Qazi , > Delhi-110006, India > *************************************** > Tel ; +91-11-2321-5822,2321-6372 > Fax: +91-11-2321-5783 > *********************************************** > URL : www.precise.tradeindia.com > URL:www.indiamart.com/sudershanmeasuring/ > Email: [email protected] > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
