achha hai baap... jhakaas.... On Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 12:00 PM, Ripudamann Singh <[email protected]>wrote:
> too good... just forwarded to wifey!! > > > On Mon, Jan 19, 2009 at 9:41 AM, Vikram Pahwa <[email protected]>wrote: > >> >> >> ------------------------------ >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Thought 1 >> >> When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. >> >> When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. >> >> When we die, our widows get the life insurance. >> >> What do women want to be liberated from? >> >> Thought 2 >> >> The average man's life consists of: >> >> Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years >> of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners >> wondering too. >> >> Thought 3 >> >> A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If >> you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." >> The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was >> astonished. >> >> He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again >> the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will >> run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a >> car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. >> >> The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice >> answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got >> married?" >> >> This is the Best !!! >> >> Thought 4 >> >> Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her >> father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached >> the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some >> thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the >> father by the bride. >> >> The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to >> divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen >> today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what >> his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned >> my credit card to me." >> >> The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... >> >> all except the poor Groom!! >> >> >> >> >> ------------------------------ >> See all the ways you can stay connected to friends and >> family<http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowslive/default.aspx> >> >> >> >> ------------------------------ >> Windows Live™ Hotmail(R): Chat. Store. Share. Do more with mail. Check it >> out.<http://windowslive.com/explore?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_t1_hm_justgotbetter_explore_012009> >> >> ------------------------------ >> Get an email ID as [email protected] or [email protected]. Click >> here.<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_dbid_4/*http://in.promos.yahoo.com/address> >> >> >> >> -- >> Sir/Madam >> >> Meet us at IMTOS ( India Machine Tool Show from 24th to 27th July 2009 ) >> ******************************** >> Vikram Pahwa >> Sudershan Measuring & Engineering P.L >> 4781 Hauz Qazi , >> Delhi-110006, India >> *************************************** >> Tel ; +91-11-2321-5822,2321-6372 >> Fax: +91-11-2321-5783 >> *********************************************** >> URL : www.precise.tradeindia.com >> URL:www.indiamart.com/sudershanmeasuring/ >> Email: [email protected] >> >> >> > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
