-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Good morning, everyone...
The following OT message is presented for your edification: On Thursday 13 March 2003 11:49 am, Mark Weaver wrote: > All you's guys! I'm appointing myself a moderator and I'm also > appointing Et, as my leu-ten-ant. > My first action as moderator is to demand that Ric drink some guiness > until he's sh^t-faced and all the tension drains out. Boycotting the > list is not allowed and no one is allowed to be an @$$hole except for ET > when he feels like it. Now wait a minute here... I'm OK with whoever wants to be list moderator, and they can have their choice of whoever they want to be their Leu-ten-ant or even Sargeant-at-Arms, if they want. However, I have a permit, here, that entitles me to be an @$$hole anytime I feel the need. <Dave goes hastily fumbling through his moth-eaten hunting jacket pockets, occasionally dropping various items on the floor as he goes. He briefly examines and discards a dead frog wearing a purple Yale beanie, a pocket amulet of Alfred E. Neuman, a four year-old laundry ticket, and a bent pennywhistle, among other less tasteful things. Finally, with a chortle of glee, he seizes a tiny shred of paper from the flow of unmentionable items and waves it aloft with a mighty roar of vindication> Here, I'll read it to you. "This worthy document, as testified by.... Wait a minute. That's not my @$$hole permit, that's part of my marriage licence from 1965. Well, come to think of it, that was a kind of an @$$hole permit in its own right. So as my beleagured bride can attest, I have a permit to be an @$$hole anytime, which I am known to exercise at will. So, let us move back to OT discussions. I am reassured beyond words there are enough of us present who already have @$$hole permits to destroy any usability this list might ever have. Dave - -- Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) The Used Kharma Lot / The Phoenix Project Web Page: http://www.kharma.net updated 03/05/2003 Usenet News server: news.kharma.net Musicians Calendar and Database access: http://www.kharma.net/calendar.html An automatic & random thought For the Minute: You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.7 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+cObraE1ENZP1A28RAgcFAJ9xs2wWLhiEcpDNxdePuqLIq6Lh4wCfcc3n ideak7Q21hjLo28UA2Z+ZPY= =uy7Y -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
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