it is pretty funny :) --- In [email protected], "Llundrub" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Straw-Into-Gold SutraThanks AnonFF, I forget gems like this existed: > > > ANNOUNCING! Golden Opportunity > For All Humankind! > > Breakthrough Course Now Being > Offered in the Straw-Into-Gold Sutra > > Recently Revived Ancient Sutra of Spinning Straw Into Gold Promises Everyone Perfect and Total Knowledge > > > Maharishi Straw-Into-Gold-Spinning is the latest technique brought to completion for the benefit of all the world by his Holiness Maharishi Rumpledeerskin. Masters of this ancient sutra are able to take common straw and spin it into gold. The sutra, however, is never practiced in the meaningless pursuit of wealth. No. It is practiced to help the trees grow, to help swallows return to Capistrano, and to make sure that there is a parking space for every car in the world. > > Studies at major universities have shown that, when gathered together to spin straw into gold, Yogic Straw Spinners are able to increase the coherence of iron filings around a magnet. By maximizing coherence, Yogic Straw Spinners are able to rearrange swallows, parking spaces, and the atomic nuclei of straw. > > Yogic Straw Spinning is accomplished in three stages. The first stage is obtained when, through subtle intention, the straw takes on a tan to yellowish or even golden color. In the second stage, as more and more coordination is established between the Yogic Spinner's mind and body, the straw becomes hard and shiny. In the final stage, when the Yogic Spinner is completely incoherent, the straw is replaced by strands of pure gold. > > Thousands already have taken the Maharishi's course and have achieved the first stage of Yogic Straw Spinning. > > For a limited time only, Maharishi Rumpledeerskin's Straw- Into-Gold Sutra will be taught at a Maharishi Rumpledeerskin Center near you for the introductory price of $5000. > > Cash, only. Checks, credit cards, and straw will not be accepted. > > > Return to Home Page? > � 1998, 2001 Andrew A. Skolnick
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