10 - You consider Bevan Morris, John Hagelin and Tony Nader sex symbols.
9 - You actually believe TM is the fastest boat.
8 - You believe that theoretical quantum physics actually can
explain consciousness and the effects of higher states of
consciousness...and can explain it to anyone who's willing to listen
long enough. If you can't explain it, you'd take non-TM friends to a
TM lecture on the topic.
7 - You can quote, from memory, parts of the Science of Being and Art
of Living or Maharishi's Translation and commentary to Ch. 1-6 of the
Bhagavad-gita.
6 - You save spare money to buy rasayanas, herbal health products,
cooking supplies and/or home beauty supplies only from MAPI.
5 - You are suspicious of other types of meditators but actually
worry little about it since you believe you have the best meditation
method there is on the planet.
4 - You haven't missed, at least 2 x 20 mins of meditation, for many
years and/or feel very guilty if you do.
3 - You refuse to have contact or have diminished contact with other
"non-meditators" outside the TM movement and/or shun those who've left
for other gurus or scenes.
2 - You revere the Beatles and certain select list other celebrities
(film producers, ayurvedic doctors, musicans/movie stars and a short
list of approved saints) who endorse TM.
1 - You actually voted for John Hagelin for president and have
"written in" his name every year since.
