Someone asked me off line to give a reference for the Yiddish post. This is the site I used: http://www.sbjf.org/sbjco/schmaltz/yiddish_phrases.htm
What a fantastic language! Now, for those who care, you can translate the Jewish mother rant I laid on Rory. Sorry in advance to anyone who cares how much I butchered the language with my paint-by-the-numbers approach. All in fun, I hope it makes someone smile: "or to lie to you to make > you feel better, if that's what you want" That's all I ever wanted from you Rory. You don't call you don't write, and is it too much to ask for a box of chocolates once in a while? You can keep the flowers I got allergies, now pull up a chair and eat, you look like a skeleton, what they don't have any kugel or borscht where you live? Eat and stop with all the fercockt meshuggina and stop acting like a zhlub or you'll never find a shadkhen to introduce you to a nice zaftig shiksa to shtup with yer shvantz, ya nudnik! I don't mean to kvetch. Enough with the schmaltz Bubbala, I'm getting ver clempt. Now gay ga zinta hate, stop being such a fershtinkiner, just tone down the chutzpah bissel. Fershtay? I hope that makes my position a bit clearer.
