Curtis, you are slipping.

The most obvious shield of protection comes from staying in deep
coitus during the entire eclipse. With a stranger. No names. Very
important. Go to any bar around 4pm PST and make your pitch. You will
thank me. Um for the protections.


--- In [email protected], "curtisdeltablues"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> <Draw your curtains. Say inside and do not allow the shadow to be seen
> and especially do not let the shadow touch you.  We should not eat or
> drink anything while an eclipse is going on.  It is a good time to
> meditate. >
> 
> I know some secret magical stuff too.  If anyone would like protection
> from the evil eclipse I am selling dried and painted goat bladders
> with the perfect counter hex for the evil influences.  It  will allow
> you to let shadows touch you and eat.(but I don't recommend the
> spinach dip,there is something off about this batch)
> 
> Promoting superstitious fear about natural phenomena is neither
> enlightened or enlightening.  (However, this was my favorite post so
> far this week)
> 
> For a perspective on the universe that is currently blowing my mind (I
>  know...it didn't exactly take a big stick of dynamite!) I suggest The
> View From the Center of the Universe, discovering our extraordinary
> place in the cosmos by Primack and Abrams. (It is a brilliant husband
> and wife team, but don't worry fans of Vedic culture, he kept her
> female hysteria under control in this book)
> 
> Anyhewwww the issues with trying to conceptualize objects, whose
> presence we only detect years after their light reaches us, reminds me
> more of trying to sift meaning out of Aristotle's Metaphysics than
> concrete earth sciences. It is a mind blower.  I gunna finish it with
> my shades drawn during the eclipse with a an inflated goat bladder on
> my head. (not because of the eclipse, thats just how I roll)   
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> --- In [email protected], "Rick Archer" <rick@> wrote:
> >
> > From: Blaine Watson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
> > Sent: Wednesday, February 20, 2008 8:53 AM
> > To: undisclosed-recipients:
> > Subject: tonight's eclipse
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > An eclipse in jyotish is considered inauspicious and is something
to be
> > avoided.  I am getting a lot of flack from new age types who are
always
> > trying to convince me that everything is good, light and dark.  This
> is true
> > in the cosmic sense. An eclipse is good, for disease and starting
> wars and
> > famine and drought etc.  So shadows are not good in the
progressive and
> > healthy sense of the word  and are to be avoided.  The eclipse tonight
> > begins at 5:43 pm pacific time and totality is at 7:01 pm pacific
time.
> > Draw your curtains. Say inside and do not allow the shadow to be
> seen and
> > especially do not let the shadow touch you.  We should not eat or
drink
> > anything while an eclipse is going on.  It is a good time to
> meditate.  I
> > had said in my first announcement 2 weeks ago that the eclipse was
> on the
> > 21st. That was calculated from Greenwich. My apologies for any
> confusion. I
> > hope the below information helps. It came directly from the NASA
eclipse
> > page at NASA - Total Lunar Eclipse: February 20, 2008
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > A total eclipse of the Moon occurs during the night of Wednesday,
> February
> > 20/21, 2008. The entire event is visible from South America and
most of
> > North America (on Feb. 20) as well as Western Europe, Africa, and
> western
> > Asia (on Feb. 21). During a total lunar eclipse, the Moon's disk can
> take on
> > a dramatically colorful appearance from bright orange to blood red
> to dark
> > brown and (rarely) very dark gray.
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > An eclipse of the Moon can only take place at Full Moon, and only
if the
> > Moon passes through some portion of Earth's shadow. The shadow is
> actually
> > composed of two cone-shaped parts, one nested inside the other. The
> outer
> > shadow or penumbra is a zone where Earth blocks some (but not all)
> of the
> > Sun's rays. In contrast, the inner shadow or umbra is a region where
> Earth
> > blocks all direct sunlight from reaching the Moon.
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > If only part of the Moon passes through the umbra, a partial
eclipse is
> > seen. However, if the entire Moon passes through the umbral shadow,
> then a
> > total eclipse of the Moon occurs. 
> > 
> > rom start to finish, February's lunar eclipse lasts about three
> hours and
> > twenty-six minutes (not including the penumbral phases which are very
> > difficult to see). The partial eclipse begins as the Moon's
eastern edge
> > slowly moves into the Earth's umbral shadow. During the partial
> phases, it
> > takes just over an hour for the Moon's orbital motion to carry it
> entirely
> > within the Earth's dark umbra. The color and brightness of the totally
> > eclipsed Moon can vary considerably from one eclipse to another. Dark
> > eclipses are caused by volcanic gas and dust which filters and
> blocks much
> > of the Sun's light from reaching the Moon. But since no major volcanic
> > eruptions have taken place recently, the Moon will probably take on
> a vivid
> > red or orange color during the total phase. After the total phase
> ends, it
> > is once again followed by a partial eclipse as the Moon gradually
> leaves the
> > umbral shadow.
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > The total phase of a lunar eclipse is called totality. At this
time, the
> > Moon is completely immersed within the Earth's dark umbral shadow.
> During
> > the February 20 eclipse totality will last just under 50 minutes.
> This is
> > quite a bit less than the last total lunar eclipse ( August 28,
> 2007) which
> > lasted 90 minutes.
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > The major phases of the eclipse occur as follows (all times are GMT or
> > Greenwich Mean Time). The partial eclipse commences with first umbral
> > contact at 01:43 GMT or 8:43 pm EST. Totality begins at 03:01 GMT,
> 10:01 pm
> > EST and lasts until 03:51 GMT, 10:51 pm EST. The partial phases end
> at 05:09
> > GMT. 
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > February's lunar eclipse is well-placed for North and South America
> as well
> > as Europe and Africa. Observers along North America's west coast
> miss the
> > early stages of the partial eclipse because it begins before moon
rise.
> > Alaskans in Anchorage and Fairbanks experience moonrise during
> totality but
> > bright evening twilight will make it difficult for sourdoughs to
> view the
> > event. Western Europe and northwest Africa also see the entire
eclipse.
> > Further to the east (east Africa and central Asia), the Moon sets
> before the
> > eclipse ends. None of the eclipse is visible from eastern Asia or
> Australia.
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > Preceeding and following the eclipse are hour-long penumbral
phases but
> > these are faint and quite difficult to see. The more interesting and
> > photogenic partial and total phases always take center stage to the
> > penumbral phases.
> > 
> >  
> > 
> > 
> > No virus found in this outgoing message.
> > Checked by AVG Free Edition. 
> > Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.20.8/1288 - Release Date:
> 2/19/2008
> > 8:47 PM
> >
>


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