An occurrence so rare that it defies the imagination has taken place and I, for one, want to encourage everyone to celebrate it and participate in a small contest based upon it.
The miracle in question is that Judy Stein has (by my count) made it to Friday without using up all of her 50 posts bashing other people on this forum. I have done some statistical research that indicates that the likelihood of this happening is 4,629,873 to 1. To celebrate this obvious sign of the rising of the Age Of Enlightenment, I propose a contest. By my rough count, Judy has one more post left this week. We early risers have about six hours before she wakes up, smells the coffee, realizes that she hasn't bashed anyone yet today, and uses her last post to rectify that situation. Thus the contest -- WHO WILL IT BE? * Will it be the olde standby Vaj? We all know he deserves it. * Will it be me? She's only bashed me in 16 posts this week, and has only tried to suggest that I am a dangerous bully ready to beat the crap out of anyone who disagrees with me in 4 or 5 of those posts, and we all know that isn't nearly enough. * Will it be Sal? She's always a good target for a bashing by Judy? * Could it be Lawson? He's disagreed with Judy a few times recently, and we all know how well she responds to that. * Maybe it will be Curtis, who is enjoying his life *far* too much lately. Can't have that. * Or maybe Jim, who is doing such a fine job of making enlightenment laughable that Judy may have to make him pay for doing so? * Or could it be Ruth? Again, we all know how incredibly challenged Judy is by Ruth, and how she goes into a fury of running around peeing on trees to "mark her territory" every time Ruth shows up. Will Judy spend her last post doing this again? * Or, will she find something positive and uplift- ing and even...uh...spiritual to write about? ( Sorry...don't know where that last one came from. I think we all know that isn't a possibility. ) Anyway, here's your chance to use up one of *your* 50 posts voting on who Judy Stein will choose to bash in *her* last post of the week. *That* she will do so is pretty much a foregone conclusion. The only question is *which* person "deserves" the bashing most. So vote away...
