The modern word 'glamour' is descended from an older
and more specific Celtic word, 'glammer.' It means 
having the ability to "cast a spell," to "create an
illusion," and more specifically, to being able to
convince others to see you as something you are not.

If you have seen the Ridley Scott film "Legend," 
think about the scene in which a mischievous pixie,
hot for Tom Cruise's bod, takes on the appearance of 
his girlfriend in an attempt to get him to jump her 
bones. For that matter, think about Tom Cruise and 
his entire career.

Now think about the Republican "Dream Team," its can-
didates for President and Vice President.

John McCain is pretty much the poster boy for glammer.
His early life was even more of a testament to failure
than George W. Bush's, and that's saying something. He
managed to milk his father and grandfather's names to
get into Annapolis, graduated in the lowest 1% of that
class and of his flight school, and then, after his
father again used his influence to have his son made
a pilot (which he shouldn't have been, given his per-
formance in flight school), young John preceded to lose
five multimillion-dollar aircraft in quick succession. 
For the last fiasco, he wound up spending five years 
in a POW camp. 

And yet what is the illusory projected image he has been
able to craft out of such a record of monumental failure? 
That he's a some kind of "hero" or "patriot." Yeah, right, 
and Mighty Casey totally knocked that last pitch out of 
the Mudville ballpark.

Then McCain went on to *continue* to milk not only his
father's reputation and his own ability to project illusion 
but his second wife's money to buy himself into politics.
The first wife wasn't good enough -- she'd gotten herself
too scarred up to be of use to him -- so he fell for the 
first flashy bimbo with a lot of money and a lot of glammer
that he met, and used *her* to add to his illusory image.

And now he's done it again, by choosing another bimbo whose
whole life -- from teenage beauty queen to small-town mayor
to Governor who is seemingly hell-bent on selling Alaska's 
beauty and natural resources down the river so they don't
compete with her own -- seems to be based on glammer.

McCain met her ONCE, and was so wrapped by *her* ability to
project an illusory image that he forget his own campaign
slogan -- "country first" -- and seems to have made his
snap decision based on "cunt first."

These people got to where they are by FAKING IT, and are
so *aware* of this on some level that the worst thing they
can think of to call their political opponents is what 
their whole lives have been about faking -- celebrity.
Obama doesn't need glammer; he has real charisma. McCain
and Palin don't have an ounce of it, and have to rely on
cheap flash and manipulated images of themselves to achieve
what Obama can generate just by smiling and being himself.

The larger problem, however, is that these faux political
celebrities who are running against a real one might be
RIGHT. Look at the people Americans think are cool. Madonna,
rap stars without any talent, Paris Hilton, or...dare I say
it...George W. Bush. Americans have a strong *tradition* of
buying into glammer, into the surface illusion, and of being 
incapable of looking beneath the surface to see if there is 
anything underneath it.

And they might do it again. They might decide that a couple
of posturing pissants projecting a false image of their past
and America's future is ENOUGH, and vote for them. Americans
might be so brainwashed into falling for glammer that they
can no longer see past it to the vapidity that the glammer
is trying to hide. After all, they still flock to see Tom
Cruise's movies, so how smart can they be?



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