Sal, Bongo Brazil, et al are all right when they say that Obama is a 
shoe in.

There is no Bradley Effect!  Ha!

Stay home next Tuesday.  Really, don't waste your time.  So MANY 
people are going to be voting for Obama anyway that you'll just be 
wasting precious gas driving to the polling station when your vote 
really isn't need anyway.

I mean, really, what's one vote?

And you could be using that time to do something really useful.  I 
understand that there will be a "Gilligan's Island" marathon on 
Nickelodeon on the fourth. And you wouldn't want to miss one precious 
episode!

So stay home, don't vote.  Just relax, sit back, and enjoy the 
overwhelming results for Barack roll in in the comfort of your living 
room.

Let the other suckers waste their time and money voting...you've got 
better things to do!

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