Why can't the build small meditation centres in small localities.??
 
      I don't understand the logic of building huge towers and huge palaces and 
gathering large number of people in one place.
 
      Square root of 1% percent.  No proof of it so far.

From: curtisdeltablues <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2008 9:32:56 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Employment Op that I'm sure you won't want to 
miss...


Those with "earthly needs" need not apply. BTW, the dropping of
"deuces"(#2) in the peace palace bathrooms is strictly prohibited. 
Please arrange for a celestial dove to come down and take it away. 
the no time for eating policy will make this easier.

Men will wear 800,000 volt stun rings on their unholy linghams 24/7.
Any uncoiling of the dhoti demon will trigger a three second blast to
subdue the one-eyed yogi. Repeated infractions will result in being
fitted with the "Jaws of Yama" device on the twins of impurity. 

This is a wonderful opportunity for someone with no personal needs to
live in an environment that recognizes none. A strict eyes closed,
mouth shut policy will be enforced. Please remain seated for the term
of your employment. 

Sounds like heaven on earth to me!

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