--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "BillyG." <wgm4u@> wrote:
> I just *knew* that there was a reason I was > saving up my last post of the week. :-) > > And I could use it up by talking about what > a male chauvinist pig BillyG is, or what a > limp-dicked-religio-pansy he is, or suggest > that the only "sacrament" a woman is ever > likely to want to share with someone who > hates women as much as he does is the > ritual of exorcism. I'm shocked! > But I won't. > > Instead, I'll pass along this story I read > today about -- coincidentally enough -- Home > Depot, and -- coincidentally enough -- what > real men might make of such an opportunity. > > Listen up, dude. Walmart. $2.99. It's probably > the only way you'll ever get any action in this > lifetime. :-) > > HOME DEPOT SCAM WARNING > > Be careful!!! > > A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home depot > customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last > month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. > Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite > traumatic. > > Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or > your friends. > > Here's how the scam works: > > Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over > to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. > They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, > with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee > shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them > and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for > a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. > On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs > over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while > the other one steals your wallet. > > I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the > 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice > on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday > and very likely again this upcoming weekend. > > So tell your friends to be careful. > > P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. Ha, ha, pretty clever Turquoise.......
