--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance <no_re...@...> wrote: > > > Aren't "ample breasts" the "two fullnesses?" > > Hello Bhairatu. The historic mistake of the intellect > has been that ample breasts were two fullnesses. > > Maharishi's Worldwide Movement has now corrected this > error through the experiences of millions of enlightened > men in this generation and several hundred scientific > research studies completed by independent investigators > in leading universities. > > Today, as Heaven on Earth has been achieved due to the > rapidly increasing practice of Maharishi's programs > throughout the world, enlightened men are experiencing > the bliss of unity in ample breasts - ever-deepening > waves of fullness at the level of the point value of > life as they joyfully play with the ample breasts on > the surface level of life.
Absolutely. Have you ever seen a painting of a statue of a Hindu goddess who didn't have ample breasts? I rest my case. I have heard, in fact, that the TMO is about to announce a new course, supposedly more effective than the TM-siddhis. The new technique will be called "Yogic Motorboating." Do not confuse this Vedic- based technique with the more mundane desc- ription of motorboating: "The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating 'brrr' sound." Not the same thing at all. Yogic Motorboating is to regular motorboating as the butt-bouncing of Yogic Flying is to...uh...is to... Sorry... I can't really think of any parallel to Yogic Flying in the mundane world...forget I even brought it up. Anyway, the first Yogic Motorboating courses will be offered soon at Maharishi Peace Palaces throughout the world. While the target audience for these courses is of course men -- who are, after all, the only ones who matter in the TM view of spirituality -- exceptions will be made for lesbians and Hillary Clinton supporters, as long as they agree to practice the technique in a different Motorboating Dome than the men. Catch the buzz today. Motorboat your way to true enlightenment. D-cups for D-stressing.
