As Shemp decends into his depressed and lonely state again, I encourage all FFL'rs to pep him up, give him the benifit of the doubt, and support him in his mental turmoil during the coming time of depression and anguish that he is entering.
He may be an idot, but he is still half-human. OffWorld --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "ShempMcGurk" <shempmcg...@...> wrote: > > He seems to have disappeared. > > Gee, I wonder why? > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "ShempMcGurk" shempmcgurk@ wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , "ShempMcGurk" <shempmcgurk@> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , off_world_beings <no_reply@> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'll need your name and a permanent address, and you'll need to sign > > > > > some papers from my lawyer before you can make this bet, since an > > > > > anonymous person is not a person, but a parasite, and no-one has > > > ever > > > > > made a bet with a parasite. Parasites cannot make bets. Its not > > > > > possible. > > > > > > > > > > Please post your name and reliable address, town and country of > > > birth. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your lawyer will get ALL of that information, along with a copy of my > > > passport, driver's license, etc. >> > > > > > > So put up your name then coward, or you'll just be ignored. > > > > > > > > > > I am more than happy to put it forward to your attorney. > > > > Why should I put it up here? It has absolutely nothing to do with the bet! > > > > Methinks you are using this as an excuse to get out of the bet because: > > > > 1) You're a wimp; > > > > 2) You know you'd lose; > > > > 3) You're a coward; > > > > 4) You're a welcher. > > > > Aren't you a man of your word? > > > > Aren't you a man of your convictions? > > > > Again, please email me with the name, address, and phone number of your attorney and let's get this bet going! > > > > Did you by any chance want to increase the stakes to, say, $100,000? > > > > > > > > > > > No-one talks > > > to parasites, and it is impossible for a leech to make a bet. Everyone > > > knows this. > > > > > > You already lost....again. You are not smart enough Shemp. > > > > > > PS. I'm not a Christian. > > > > > > OffWorld > > > > > > > > > Quite right. > > > > Christians aren't supposed to welch on bets. > > >
