So, it's all about Judy.
TurquoiseB: > I'm seeing it as more of an exercise in codependent > voyeurism than anything else. He misses Judy shout- > ing "REEEAAALLLY STOOOPID" over and over. > > After all, it can't be that she's sent him emails > privately, because she's claimed that she's "away" > until Friday, we all know that Judy Never Lies. > That's what she says, anyway. Then again, many > people here feel that Maharishi never lied, either. > > Might I suggest an alternative solution? One that > is not just a sneaky way to try to circumvent the > posting limit? > > Next time Judy gets so emotionally attached to a > subject as to "post out" early, she can "take it > to email." That is, she can create a private email > list in which she stays in touch with her loyal > codependents...uh...I mean fans, and feeds them > her devastating and brilliant putdowns. The members > of the private email list can then post them as if > they'd thought of these things themselves. Voila... > problem solved. > > After all, it's not as if Judy hasn't thought of > this herself. She has claimed several times in the > past that those who are...uh...less than fans do > this all the time, and that her "enemies" privately > email each other to exchange the best "get Judy" > strategies. So clearly she has no problem with the > idea in theory; after all, she thought it up. > > I can even think of a timely name for this private > email list, "Stein Them" It's a reference to the > current news story about the Iranian woman who has > been sentenced to death by stoning. In that country, > the offending woman is buried in the dirt up to her > neck and passersby are encouraged to throw stones > at her until she's dead. On the "Stein Them" list, > lurkers and those who normally rely on Judy to come > up with their putdowns for them can pass along *her* > putdowns as if they were theirs, and effectively > "Stein" the transgressors instead of stoning them. > Much more humane. >
