Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Expectations

[Llundrub]

Hahah     ----- Original Message ----- From: Patrick Gillam To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 10:59 AM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Expectations Llundrub wrote: > > People called me cook when I was in grade > school because they couldn't pronounce Kirk. > They also called me heartburn instead of Bernhardt. "Cook Heartburn." I don't know if that's your nom de plume, porn name or the name of a detective series you could write. Maybe all three. "Cookie" Heartburn is a Buddhist detective with the New Orleans vice squad who does undercover work as a porn star named  Dirk Hardon. (A dirk is a large knife or small sword, however you wish.) He's impossible to live with, but he beds a series of beautiful babes who have a taste for danger and his five-alarm ratatouille. When one of these women is found dead at an ashram, forensic medical examiners can find nothing out of the ordinary except serotonin levels that are off the charts. Heartburn is called in to investigate. There's your project. Screw the day job. I don't want to read you here until that book is done. Such are my expectations. - Patrick Gillam To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' SPONSORED LINKS Maharishi university of management Maharishi mahesh yogi Ramana maharshi YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS  Visit your group "FairfieldLife" on the web.    To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]    Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.