--- In [email protected], "Llundrub" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
[snip] > (Warning, stop reading now) > > One night I squashed a huge cockroach which squirted across the floor. After cleaning up its guts and flushing it, because they have a way of still living and crawling away when they shouldn't, I then preceeded to make dinner. As I ate I couldn't get the sense of squashing cockroach guts out of my mind. > > Karma is a bitch. It's one thing to be fucking her. It's another thing entirely to get fucked by her. Remember the "dog ate my homework" excuse" that kids used in school? Well, I have a cochroach story that's kinda similar. About 8 years ago I had a selling job in which the company I worked for preset the appointments for me, which they faxed to me the day before I was supposed to go to them. Well, the morning of the appointments I had for that day I was sitting in my easy chair in front of the TV half-asleep and a large cochroach crawled across my shoulder onto my face. I freaked out and shovelled him violently away off my face with my hand and, in the process, flung my glasses off my face onto the floor. The lens were intact but the frames were bent and they didn't sit right on my nose and ears...so I had to go the local optometrist to have them fixed. They were the only pair I had and I couldn't drive without them -- and, thus, go to my appointments -- so I had to cancel my first three appointments of the day to have the glasses fixed. Like an idiot, I told the sales manager THE TRUTH about the cochroach as the reason why I couldn't go to my appointments. I only worked for them a week more... To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
