--- In [email protected], scienceofabundance <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], "mrfishey2001" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > --- In [email protected], Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > "Bob announced about a week ago that 45 pundits were on the ground > in > > Vedic City. False alarm, I¹m afraid. Peter, regurgitate your > pie." > > > > > > This post will spawn the only thing more entertaining than the > good > > Dr. refunding his pie; Mr. BrigantiÕs cosmic explanation. > > > I simply don't know why you would make that comment about Bob. Of > course, there is a cosmic reason for this: It is due to the idiots > who run the movemennt (place appropriate names here), and MMY is a > saint who could not be expected to know the ways of the Western > world, but has to put up with (place appropriate names here), etc. > etc. > > Now talking about rumors, I heard one from a friend in Skem last > week, then checked it out with another friend in Idaho, then with > two friends in British Columbia, then with a friend of a friend in > Vlodrop, and then with someone really high up in Vedic City (well as > high up as you can get in Vedic City anyway which isn't really that > high despite all the rumors), and it seems to be true. I cannot say > anything yet, but the person involved has promised to talk to me in > about two weeks, and I promise you that if the rumor is true, it > will absolutely rock the TMO to its very foundations, if not even > further down than the foundations (like sort of the sub- > foundations). All I can say at the moment is that big things > happened and nobody knew about it and then other even bigger things > happened that some people found about and then freaked, and if what > I heard happened then turns out to be true,it will make the second > set of things that happened (never mind the first set of things) > really small in comparision to the last thing that happened. And, > apparently, it's such a roller coaster now that there may be > something else about to happen (although my sources say that it will > not be as awful as the third thing that happened (after the first > and second thing), but that we will probably hear about the third > thing second, and the second thing first, and then everyone (even > the true believers) will have to believe it, because they will see > it with their own eyes. As I say I cannot go into detail yet(it > wouldn't be fair to start a rumor until I really verify if for sure - > a friend of mine from North Dakota is calling me tonight with more > information) except to say that it involves certain *very* important > people really, really high up in the TMO, some office equipment, > Bavarian tomatoes, and something that we all thought we knew > happened in 1985, but in fact the opposite happened, and that is > why certain people disappeared very quickly and we thought we knew > why at the time, but we were all completely wrong.
About 1/3 way into your post, I was really, really excited and was dying to know what you had heard. But by the time I got to the reference to "Bavarian tomatoes" I figured I'd been had. It reminded me of the time I saw Andy Kaufman do his stand-up act at MIU (circa 1976). The MC announced that Andy was running late and until he came on we would have a visiting initiator from Chile tell us what was going on in his country. For 20 excruciating minutes, I honestly thought the poor sap in front of me WAS an initiator from Chile until he said in his latin american accent: "take my wife, please!". > > > > > > > > > cannot go into all the details until I verify my sources better. To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
