...were seated next to one another in the first class section of an
airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted to
drink. "I'll have a martini," said the rabbi. "How about you, sir?" the
stewardess asked the Baptist Minister. "You should ask me, a man of
God, that my lips should touch alcohol? Why, I'd sooner commit adultry!"
The minister said indignantly.
The Rabbi waved at stewardess, "Hold the martini! I didn't know we had a
choice ..."
What the Priest said--- I forgot....you may "fill in" what you have [:D]
[:x]
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" <steve.sundur@...>
wrote:
>
>
>
> Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the rest. "A
> Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were.............
>
>
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@ wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@...:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke.
> > >
> > >
> > That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A good
> one
> > now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, I'm
> looking
> > for the writeup about how God has a sense of humor (no, not just
> because he
> > created Alex or because there are WalMart customers). This piece
goes
> on
> > to say that God not only loves those who take a joke but leave one
as
> well.
> > Looked and looked, it seems to have fallen off the face of the
earth.
> >
>
