Oh fair Judy-a! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered. Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought...
good night- farwell.. To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, .. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, merudanda <no_reply@...> wrote: > > Dear Jude, don't make be bad... > be a" friend "to the "authors" of these jokes...(not us [;)] ) > and this poster, too [:x] have mercy > alone fearing the creeping ghost of midnight and the coming stormy > daylight > 08.08=ba ba day=father's day-will be > and my kids are on the other side of this gobe > > look at these scary picture /symbols of bab ba: > > me holding on, not fearing the taiphoon-- not fleeing like the > other-being brave in order to "lighten you up" over there at FFLight > "...but know, thou noble youth, > The serpent that did sting thy Fathers life, > Now wears his crown...." > have mercy because my bottle of Tsingtao beer is only half empty > or half full... [:-?] > > Where is the Priest when you need one --- speak up > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" jstein@ wrote: > > > > Nice anti-Semitic jokes, Steve and Merudanda. > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ > wrote: > > > > > > > > > A Priest, Rabbi, and Baptist Minister were discussing their methods > of > > > dealing with the collection needed to operate their chuches or > > > synagogoue. The Priest said, "I take the collection each week, > draw a > > > circle on the ground, throw it up in the air and that which lands > inside > > > the circle I use for the service of God and the Church, and what > which > > > lands outside I use for my own needs". The Baptist Minister nodded > and > > > said it was a good method, and that he also drew a circle, and threw > the > > > collection in the air, and that part which landed outside the > circle > > > was used for the service of God and the Church, and that which > landed > > > inside was used for his own needs. The Rabbi, nodded, acknowledging > the > > > validity of these methods and said he throws the collection up in > the > > > air, and said what God needs he can keep and that which falls on the > > > ground he uses for his own needs. > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, merudanda <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > ...were seated next to one another in the first class section of > an > > > > airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked what they > wanted to > > > > drink. "I'll have a martini," said the rabbi. "How about you, > sir?" > > > the > > > > stewardess asked the Baptist Minister. "You should ask me, a man > of > > > > God, that my lips should touch alcohol? Why, I'd sooner commit > > > adultry!" > > > > The minister said indignantly. > > > > The Rabbi waved at stewardess, "Hold the martini! I didn't know we > had > > > a > > > > choice ..." > > > > What the Priest said--- I forgot....you may "fill in" what you > have > > > [:D] > > > > [:x] > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the > rest. "A > > > > > Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were............. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@ > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A > > > good > > > > > one > > > > > > now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, > I'm > > > > > looking > > > > > > for the writeup about how God has a sense of humor (no, not > just > > > > > because he > > > > > > created Alex or because there are WalMart customers). This > piece > > > > goes > > > > > on > > > > > > to say that God not only loves those who take a joke but leave > one > > > > as > > > > > well. > > > > > > Looked and looked, it seems to have fallen off the face of the > > > > earth. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
