On 01/20/2012 05:11 PM, curtisdeltablues wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, nablusoss1008<no_reply@...> wrote: >> >> snip> >>> >>> I have free pass to any meditationhall/Dome in the USA, Europe and India >>> for life, thank you very much :-) >> >> And as you probably are not aware of; Maharishi was very well informed of >> Maitreya's arrival in Europe in 1978. > And his response was "Get that guy out of the hall please. Seriously, take > this guy out, beat him within an inch of mahasamadhi and stuff his head in a > dumpster. Where are my WYMs boys with the strength of an elephant?" > > > < For the same reason as Benjamin Creme refuses to reveal the name under > whom Maitreya is giving TV-interviews now, Maharishi would not officially > ackowledge Maitreyas's presence in the world: The free will of humanity is > sacred and can under no circumstances be infriged. > So what is Guru Dev now chopped liver? Seriously Nabbie, His DIVINITY can be > promoted far and wide and thousands of us learned how to worship him with the > puja, but if Maharishi was to say this guy was what, an Avatar? people would > lose their free will and go completely apeshit crazy for this guy and then > what would happen? > > World peace would break out and there would be true brotherhood in the family > of man and those psychos in Africa would stop recruiting hundreds of > thousands of children into armies at gun point with the first command being, > kill their parents? But mums the word because we have to lose more > generations of children before he can be revealed? And Maharishi was aware > of this but couldn't blow his cover and instead had to limp along with his > pathetic plea of spreading the SUPREME knowledge of His DIVINITY, without > the Avatar label that is like an Abercrombie tag on a Twilight themed hoodie > for a fourteen year old? > > The universe is suuuuuuch a dick! > > But the Super Guy himself is giving interviews on the down low, with a little > wink wink here and there, no doubt snickering to himself in the green room as > he casually turns the Evian water into 0 cal diet Coke. (Yes even avatars get > muffin tops if they make the mistake of getting trim fit Levis instead the > comfort fit version.) Does he pull his ear Carol Burnett style when he faces > the camera for you guys in the know? Does he cough-speak the word "Avatar" > like the Wayne's world guys used to do with coughloser? And how is it that > you got the memo out of all the rest of us on the planet Nabbie? Did you > bump your self esteem meter and it buried itself to stick at "totally awesome > and Maitreya worthy"? And all the time I was imitating those same guys on > Waynes World bowing down and saying "I'm not worthy" you and Maitreya were > high fiving each other and saying "that's right bitches you are NOT worthy"? > > WTF? > > Maharishi's press conference where he acknowledged that all those > superlatives he had been pitching were actually total BS compared to he who > shall not be named. (No, not Voldemort you Harry Potter freaks, Maitreya.) > > Maharishi at mike clears his throat for an uncomfortably long time. > > "It is a great joy today to announce that I've been blowing sandalwood > incense smoke up your asses for all these years. Even though thousands of > you put your lives on hold for the most important mission in the history of > the world and devoted your lives to what you thought was the highest > teaching, it turns out that I was actually playing the role of cosmic bell > boy for the man who makes my beloved Guru Dev look like a homeless guy > sleeping over a steam grate. This man, if I can call him a man, is so Divine > that I must revoke that title from my master who will hereby be known as 'Eh, > he we made do with till Maitreya came, whaddya gunna do?' Let's face it, he > was no Avatar. But today I am humbled and proud to cast my primary votes to > the new candidate who can solve all the problems of the world, not to Rick > Santorum, (I had one of my skin boys Google his name, WOWSA) but to my new > vote for the embodiment for snake oil, your Lord and mine, my favorite > Martin, only kidding folks, Maitreya. (But please send Michelle Bachmann up > to my room after this press announcement cuz between you and me, Mr. Bachmann > is not taking care of that package properly. coughshomo" > > Special thanks to Nabbie for keeping his mouth shut, big shout out to the > other 19 people who were in on this whole thing, and sorry about the whole > AIDS thing that went on while our Lord was roaming the earth, but not ready > to give up his privacy. (I mean look at how Brajelina live, what kind of life > is that, they can't even drop in anywhere for a latte?)" > > And with that, I will turn my attention back to my hillbilly music, thus > depriving Nabbie of 50% of his predictable response.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpQNLZRcNA4 (The tune Mike Malloy wants all the Krischun fundies to listen to)
