--- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
wrote:
> --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> wrote:
> > --- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> > wrote:
> > > It's possible your memory has conflated articles
> > > about Girl Scouts getting college scholarships, on
> > > the one hand, and Girl Scouts selling cookies, on
> > > the other.  Or perhaps there were articles that
> > > mentioned both, but again, without connecting the
> > > two.
> > 
> > And, given your history of wanting to prove me
> > wrong, in any circumtance possible, about the
> > tiniest of tiny nitpicks, it's possible that the 
> > dozen or so sites you "spot checked" out of the 
> > 6690 just weren't the right ones.  Get back to 
> > me after you've checked them all, Ok?  :-)
> 
> Actually, no, you made the claim, then supplied
> the purported documentation as "proof" of that
> claim, so you get to find the "right ones" if
> you want them found.

Ahem.  Let us drift back to the *start* of this
whole gulag in a girl scout troop and remember
the post that we're talking about.  I posted a
thing we call in the writing business a JOKE:

>> The real secret of the girl scout cookie drive
>> success is that it's a contest -- the girls are
>> earning college money for selling the most cookies, 
>> that sorta thang.  So to really make it a success, 
>> you'd have to come up with some sort of TM contest.
>> 
>> Maybe the "poor" recerts could earn their way to
>> Raja status.  "Bring in 108 new initiates and 
>> earn your robe!  Bring in 300 and get the crown
>> that goes with it."

Because I know you're not familiar with the concept,
a JOKE is a thing you're supposed to laugh at, and
in this case, use to laugh at the TM movement, which
sorely needs it.  You had to go and turn it into some
kind of inquisition.  Go figure.

> You should have simply stuck with saying what you
> remembered instead of citing a misleading Google
> search as though it validated your memory.  You've
> done enough Google searches to know they don't
> always turn up what you think they're going to 
> turn up.

And YOU should have laughed.  Or gotten offended 
about me poking fun at the Recerts and their door-
to-door initiation drive.  Instead you focused on
the nitpick of all nitpicks, Girl Scout Cookies.

Just yesterday on a.m.t., you told Paul to "keep
flogging that non-sequitur."  I commented at the time
that it was an interesting term for masturbation, but
I never really suspected that you thought of it that
way in real life.  

I have nothing at stake in this silly non-sequitur,
Judy.  I know what I read.  If YOU want to flog the
non-sequitur, and in public no less, go right ahead.  :-)

Then again, you may have discovered the REAL secret
of the lying and phoniness and criminal behavior 
you like to accuse me of.  It's NOT that I hate MMY.
It's that I hate Girl Scouts.  My entire ten-year
history on TM-related forums was just a distraction,
a lead-in to my REAL tirade, against that devil org,
the Girl Scouts of America.  Wait'll I start in on
the things they REALLY do in those summer camps, and
the REAL story of their original idea for a door-to-
door selling campaign.  They weren't originally going
to sell cookies; they planned to sell condoms.  But
some prissy-assed Girl Scout leader couldn't handle
a joke, and convinced them it should be cookies.  I'll
bet you know her.  :-)
 
Unc







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