On Sep 20, 2012, at 3:52 PM, doctordumb...@rocketmail.com <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
> Doctor Dumbass says, > > > > > > > > > Hold the applause, Ann. You're only encouraging me. I can't... > > > > no I mustn't...Help! Somebody STOP ME! Oh alright. > > > > > > > > Scene: Leiden, Holland, 2:00 am. Two Dutch grifters discuss > > > > their recent mark. > > > > Guy: Hey, what's in his wallet? > > > > Gal: ID, Barry Wright, two bucks and a condom...expiration > > > > date, August 18, 1969. > > > > Guy: Sonofabitch, the last time that old geezer got laid was > > > > at Woodstock! > > > > Gal: Thought so...probably explains the tie-dyed boxer shorts. > > > > Guy: Did you get those too? > > > > Gal: Yep, trophy for my easy mark collection. > > > > Guy: Two bucks? Hardly worth the trouble of letting him feel > > > > your ass. > > > > Gal: My ass, his shorts, win, win. > > > > > > > > Meanwhile, alone in a fleabag hotel, passed out cold, handcuffed > > > > to a chair and stripped naked except for a Jerry Garcia tie* > > > > gracefully covering his privates. Barry slowly regains > > > > consciousness, muttering, "win, win...win, win." > > > > > > > > Barry: What a night! Can't wait to write about it. > > > > > > > > *Jerry Garcia tie: Barry's most prized possession. > > > > > > Later: > > Crunching aspirin, Barry moves towards the mini-fridge, slipping, suddenly > sprawling like an off balance penguin onto the floor, he gets up again, this > time successfully lurching into the kitchenette, yanking the fridge door > open, groping for a final beer from last night – cranks it open, chugs about > half – uuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUURP! ...better... > > BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! > > Barry: Fuck...the door... > > He shambles over to the door, opens it partway, looks at his visitor in the > hallway, his stomach lurches violently, the room begins to spin, he loses > bladder control, warm pee running down his naked leg – > > Barry: WTF?!?!?! > > Judy, standing outside, with shades on: I want my cuffs back, dipshit – Let > me in, or I'm coming in...and I've got back up... > > OMG - this is hilarious Doctor Dumbass !!! So this message makes me think there may be something to the rumor that you may be Jim in disguise :-)
