Doc sez, you'll get over it. Please remember that the parodies on here poking rude fun at you have exactly as much truth to them as your posts do - very, very little.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > The management and patrons of the FFL Comedy Club > would like to thank all participants in yesterday's > online Doing Standup While Sitting Down competition. > We appreciate all those who tried their best to be > funny, and salute them for being very trying indeed. > > You'll have to consult our website for a full list of > winners, but a couple of categories deserve special > mention here. First, in the coveted category of > Bitter Old Women Trying To Write Comedy Material > Based On Sex Acts They're Too Dried Up And Senile > To Remember, we have a rare TIE. The co-award goes > to two MEN who more than proved themselves the equals > of the women in this category. Congratulations, guys. > Turn your ballsacks in at the bar to receive your > awards. > > Honorable Mention goes to an unwitting participant > in the contest who, offstage, managed to win the > The Best Parodies Of Myself Are The Ones I Act > Out Myself award by attacking a clique member for > giving her lip only a few minutes after someone had > written a parody of that same participant...uh... > attacking members of their own clique for standing > up to them. Congratulations on the brilliant > portrayal. No need to turn in your ballsack at > the bar...just give the bartender shit for asking > what you want to drink and not knowing it ahead > of time like you would have known because you're > so psychic and all, and he'll know who you are. > > Again, thanks to all participants, and remember to > come back for next week's Open Mike competition. > > :-) >
